Anaconda...

Anaconda...

"My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun"

"Oh my God, look at her butt"

If you don't know what this post is about yet, then you're either over 50, or just really not with it lately. Obviously, it is about Nicki Minaj's new por- I mean, song, Anaconda.

We all already know Nicki Minaj is famous for her explicit videos and lyrics, shown in songs like "Starships" "Super bass", and for that massive backside, however, she's now felt the need to produce a song, and music video emphasising both. 

Anaconda is set in the jungle, and I'm guessing Nicki is meant to symbolise the anaconda. For a large majority of the song, Nicki is seen either humping something or someone, or being humped by someone or something, which I reckon is a little too explicit even for her.

Can I  also make a point of the ridiculous noises she makes before saying naughty words about skinny female dogs in the club. When i first listened to the song, I thought my headphones were broken, but before toggling them around a bit I realised that those noises were actually made by a human. Not clever.

Nick actually preformed this song at the VMA's, doing exactly the same thing she was doing in the video on stage, which is an issue I believe needs to be addressed. Straight after performing Anaconda, she proceeded to preform "bang bang" with Jessie J and Ariana Grande, rapping her verse at the end, after changing. She had a major wardrobe "malfunction" then, as the front of dress wasn't even done up, in her rush to get back on stage.

Although the music video of Anaconda is disgusting, I won't lie in saying that the song itself is actually quite catchy...

Wardrobe malfunction....I didn't feel it appropriate to post a picture from Anaconda.

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22/9/14

Taylor Swift's Latest

Taylor Swift's Latest

On 18th August, the whole world shook with shock and suprise, nah, I'm just kidding, it's just that Taylor Swift released a comeback single, "Shake it off".

The Peppy "I knew you were trouble when you walked in", and "22" singer, claims that a lot of her songs are based upon her many boyfriends (Harry Styles, Barack Obama, Vernon Kay, Homer Simpson, PSY ext...), however this song, she claims, is towards the haters, saying that everyone has a right to think what they want of her, by chanting the phrase "haters gonna hate hate hate hate" through the chorus. I guess she's right, I mean someone has to do it.

In the vid, Taylor is seen in multiple scenarios, such as cheerleading, breakdancing and ballet, attempting each sport, and failing, whilst telling people to "shake it off". I personally think Taylor needs a bit of a shake herself, if she thinks she was any good at any of it.

Basically, what we learn here is that when we mix together "Shake It Out", and "Hello Kitty" By Avril, you get nearly a copy of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl".

Taylor Swift- Shake It Out