Celebrity Big Brother - Jephanie in trouble! #CBBBLOGS

Another explosive few days has rocked the house, definitely changing the dynamics, and also my opinions of housemates.

Since day 1, we've all noticed there's been a thing going on with Jeremy and Stephanie. Now normally I don't mind a bit told flirting in the house, even if I know it's only showmance, but there's a difference this time.

Stephanie had a boyfriend (yes, had). Like us all he realised he was being mugged off, and got out ASAP. There have been numerous speculations this week of him entering the house, and all I can say is that that would be TV GOLD.

Us on the outside haven't been the only ones noticing Jephanie, as Gemma Collins took it upon herself to tell Steph how wrong what she's doing is, and rightly so.

Stephanie just won't hold back..

This got Steph rallied up, as she launched into a scathing rant about how worthless Gemma is, and how crap TOWIE is (fair enough point, but being kicked off a low rating soap doesn't really make you all that..)

Steph was called to the diary room, and eventually sent to a spare room for the night, after she threatened to punch Gemma in the face.

The end goal of this was to calm Stephanie down, but in actual fact she did the opposite. I thought something had possessed her in that spare Rom, as she continued to rant about Gemma.

The problem with Stephanie, is that she can't seem to see her own faults, and its a really bad character trait. If I were Stephanie's fella, I'd get out whilst I still could.

Yesterday saw the house say goodbye to another housemate (and a half) Kristina. Let's be honest, she bought nothing to the house, and I am struggling to write anything about her now, so, um....enjoy this picture?

Kristina becomes the third housemate to be evicted.

Last, but not least, Angie Bowie has left the house. After countless nights of complaining about the amount of noise in the bedroom when she is trying to sleep, and asking Big Brother to get her an Uber, she has packed her bags and walked.

After seeing David walk for "medical reasons" she decided to jump on the bandwagon and do the same. Fair play..

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Celebrity Big Brother - Who died? Meg VS Tiff #CBBBLOGS

Celebrity Big Brother - Who died? Meg VS Tiff #CBBBLOGS

So, two MASSIVE arguments rocked the house this week and oh yeah, there was a nominations twist, because it's not like there's one every week!

So, the week kicked off with the tragic news that David Blair had died. Angie Bowie, ex wife of David, was told off camera by a representative, and her grieving was then shown on camera in the diary room. 

When she exited the diary room, Tiffany noticed that Angie was visibly upset, and asked her what was wrong. Angus then proceeded to tell her David had died. 

To be honest, judging by her reaction, Tiffany had clearly misunderstood Angie, believing David GEST had died, which would be reasonably plausible, considering he was in bed ill. It wouldn't have taken a ridiculous amount of effort for Angie to clear up the situation, and clarify to Tiff that it was in fact her ex husband that had died.

Now, Tiffany went into HYSTERICS. Someone switching through channels at that point must have thought the apocalypse had come or something, but honestly, there was no comforting her.

Tiff then proceeded to tell EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG that David Gest had died, when he was tucked up warm in bed.

Angie then clarified to the house that David Bowie had died, not David Gest, causing Tiff To erupt, madly claiming that Angie had definitely said David Gest, which she didn't.

Now, John didn't take this well, and suggested that the remaining housemates remove their microphones and walk if Tiff was not ejected from the house. Kristina and Daniella, being so far up John's bum they're breathing the same oxygen as him agreed.

Overall, I think Angie could have clarified the right David to Tiff before her explosion, however, Tiff went too far at points, calling Angie an "old birch"

A few days later saw Megan also loose her temper over who clears up "sh*t".

She first began a rant over the fact that there's always "sh*t" everywhere, and that she's always left to clear it up. Good guy John decided he'd stick his oar in, and stir the pot, claiming "you don't clear my sh*t up".

Megan get up in John, Tiff and Big Brother's grill.

Now, she was clearly drunk, and there was no need for anyone to say anything at that point, but it was as if someone had flicked a switch, because Megan just went for it.

I won't lie, some of the stuff she said about John was true. He's too much of a people pleaser at the moment, and he gets on my nerves, thinking he knows best in every situation.

To be honest, the outburst was funny, and I probably would have been just the same as Tiff, in the bed next door laughing. 

Megan didn't see it this way, however storming over to Tiff's bed, and getting up in her face. She was then called to big brother, where she once again ranted about John, and referred to Tiff as a "ghetto c*nt"

Too far.

Security had to intervene, when she began hitting the camera and yanking on the door, to get out.

It just goes to show that this is what happens when you put a silly little girl like Megan in there with some alcohol..

Yesterday, Nancy became the second housemate to be evicted, and I must say, I was quite upset with the result, although not shocked.

Nancy is evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother House.

A lot of people seem to dislike Nancy, and I genuinely cannot compute why. She's done nothing wrong in the house, part from wear that dreadfully light pink shiny lipstick. Ugh..

Yet ANOTHER nominations twist was dropped on the house (surprise surprise). The nominated housemates from this week (Stephanie, Gemma, Angie and Jeremy) had to give a killer nomination, meaning whoever they picked automatically went up for the public vote.

Kristina, John, Tiffany and Daniella all face the public vote. Who goes, you decide (probably)

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Celebrity Big Brother - An Eviction, A Baby, A Variety Show And A Departure! #CBBBLOGS

Celebrity Big Brother - An Eviction, A Baby, And A Departure! #CBBBLOGS

Yes, Ok, not a catchy title, but so much had happened already in 6 days!

First off, Kristina decided to announce that there wasn't 16 housemates living in the house, but 17. She announced her pregnancy, which also came as a shock to her partner, Ben Cohen, who said he had "no idea".

A lot of people are saying how this announcement may have been tactical, considering she was put up for nomination, but I say fair play to her, as it kept her in the house.

Kristina announces to the house that she is pregnant.

Yes, this week Kristina, Winston and Nancy were put up for the public vote by Stephanie, Jeremy and Scotty T, after successfully completing the task to free Daniella, John and Darren from the box.

That was a lot of names!

So, first Kristina was told she had the highest number of votes from the public, and was definitely not going home, leaving Nancy and Winston to be voted for BY THE HOUSEMATES, the housemate with the most votes evicted.

Housemates are told they must vote to evict a housemate

This really defies the point of "who goes you decide" and is quite frankly fairly misleading to the public, as even though it was "vote to save" this week, there was no hint as to whether this was because of a twist, or just a different voting procedure.

Anyway, everybody voted for Winston to leave, apart from Jeremy, who voted Nancy, judging by what he is treated like in the house, which is fair enough.

Whilst were speaking about Winston, we can't ignore his blatant homophobia and sexism throughout his time in the house. He pretty much asked Tiffany to get into bed with him, drooled over Nancy, and refused to be corrected after a task brought back his old statement of comparing same sex adoption to child abuse. It was clear Winston wasn't going to make it far in the contest, to be honest..

Today, the sad news of David Bowie's death was told to Angie, David's ex wife, through a unfilmed private conversation between her, and her PR. Despite this, she has chosen to stay in the house.

The news just in is that Jonathan has left the Celebrity Big Brother House. I have to say, I quite liked him, as he had quite a strange sense of humour which I liked. At times, he was definitely a diva, I mean who doesn't know how to make toast?

So, now we are left with 14 housemates (and a baby). Who goes, you decide! (unless CBB brings in another twist)


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Celebrity Big Brother - Take Off! #CBBBlogs

Celebrity Big Brother - Take off! #CBBBlogs

Yesterday saw the long awaited launch of this year's first edition of Celebrity Big Brother, and I have to say, it wasn't the best launch we ever had..

This editions theme is going back the baroque sort of, theatrical era - big, red curtains, stage masks, the lot. I'm not a huge fan of the house, if I'm being honest, to me, it just seems a bit messy, and old fashioned. Anyway, aside from that let's take a look at the housemates:

Gamma Collins (Blonde hair, silver square on shirt) Jeremy McConnell (Black leather jacket) Kristina Rihanoff (Red dress) Scotty T (White shirt) Daniella Westbrook (Short blonde hair, black jacket) Darren Day (Grey suit) Chistopher Maloney (Marron jacket) Megan McKenna (Blue dress) Nancy Dell'olio (Black dress) Jonathan Cheban (Blue jacket with silver)

So, first off, just looking at these pictures I can tell some of the hair dryers or curlers or something were faulty, or the girls were just having a competition as to who could style their hair the worst. With the exception of Kristina, who was looking fab all night, the rest of them looked like I would look if I decided to stick a load of glue in my hair, and mess about with it a bit.

John Partrige was one of the first into the house, and made no hesitations when welcoming the rest of the house as the came down the stairs, just like Perez did (Cringe!). 

He also volunteered along with Darren to go to "the box", which is basically an empty room, whilst the rest of the house got to enjoy the champagne. Now, I'm not convinced his intentions were sincere, and I'm just waiting for him to switch to the crazy, competitive wannabe winner..

Stephanie Davis has had A LOT of press on her for the past few months, surrounding the reason for her sacking from the soap "Hollyoaks". I've known of her for a good 3 years now, and I've seen her do interviews, and tackle very difficult storylines on Hollyoaks, such as her character, Sinead O'Connor, loosing her baby girl to an undiscovered heart condition. 

She's obviously proven herself to be a well respected, talented actress and singer (she previously appeared on the programme "over the rainbow" as a contestant). As well as this, she also applied to be on I'm a Celeb, but could not take part, due to a fatal nut allergy.

David Gest is...um..he's...Well, he looks like he's drained the USA's botox supply. He also has the most shiny head I've ever seen. 

In live stream, he was mostly seen licking Gemmas's bum, telling her how great he thinks she is (I'm not sure what planet he's living on) but, aside from that, he looks like a decent guy, that could be potentially funny to watch on screen.

Who is she? Well her name is Tiffany Pollard, but I'm officially nicknaming her "Tornado Tiff". Her VT says she'll be the HBIC "Head Bitch In Charge" but with such big characters in there, We all know that'll spell trouble. 

She's my favourite housemate at the moment, and as long as she doesn't turn into a Farrah, she'll be very amusing. Happy Birthday, by the way!

Winston McKenzie is a former UKIP MP (yes, I know -_-) and has become known for being quite homophobic. Good job producers, it's not as if your audience is predominately made up of LGBT+ people. He even started racking up complaints in his VT, where he said "I could cope with a homosexual in the house, I guess I'll just have to stand with my back against a brick wall all the time".

 First of all, don't flatter yourself, no one's going to come near you if you keep up such a disgusting attitude. I can see Winston being removed from the house in the near future, for unacceptable behaviour.

Yay, woo! I'm so hyped that Angie Bowie, good ol' Davie's former flame is in there! -_-

By the looks of it, something's happened to the cardi, or jacket she was due to go in in, but fear not, no one leaves the comfort of backstage cold, so she was given a....dressing gown to walk out in. She'll be one of the first out, I reckon, because she's just a bit annoying, to be honest..

Overall, I don't think I'll be on the edge of my seat watching this, but never mind :) 

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