Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - A double Eviction, And The Downfall Of JARRAH (Week 3 And More) #CBBBLOGS #4

Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - A Double Eviction, And The Downfall Of JARRAH (Week 3 And More) #CBBBLOGS #4

By week 3, the housemates really do start to show their true colours. Well, nearly all of them. 

As we know, this week, instead of a normal eviction Jenna and Farrah were voted to stay in a luxury suite this week, and spy on all the other housemates. Little did they know, the entire house was also let in on the secret, and the aim for them was to b*tch about Farrah and Jenna, in order to get nominated, which meant they were immune. 

Jenna Jameson and Farrah Abraham being told they've not been evicted.

Wow.

Putting those two in a room together was like watching "Mean Girls" on repeat 24/7. There was to no end to the mean comments, especially from Farrah. 

Jenna, on the other hand, I can not work out. She says she has a game plan, which to be fair, a lot of housemates do this series. I feel like Jenna is a bit scared of Farrah, and sides with her a lot to get in her good books. It's strange, because she will begin a discussion, or disagreement with someone, and Farrah will then turn it into an argument. She will then be seen chatting with whoever Farrah argued with, before then talking to Farrah again. 

Jenna Jameson, playing with her chin(s)

I will say I felt a bit uncomfortable when Jenna and Farrah re-entered the house, believing they were royalty, before gradually coming to the realization that the joke was on them. As normal, Farrah didn't let it phase her, as she spewed more stupid and annoying comments. On the other hand, Jenna looked visibly upset, unsure of what the housemates said about them were fake, or real. 

In the end, Stevi and CJ, Gail, Fatman Scoop and Janice faced eviction.

Now, as Jenna and Farrah missed out on the "talent" show the other housemates had, they were able to do their own. 

Oh dear.

Jenna chose to read some "erotic" stories that she wrote, including some of the housemates, surprisingly not Stevi and CJ. Farrah put a condom on a banana. 

Yes.

Because that is clearly a big talent.

Now, I don't really want to talk about the grand finale they did together, but let's just say Big Brother's going to need to restock the chocolate sauce supply in the house. 

A real double eviction occurred soon after Jenna and Farrah's arrival, which saw Fatman Scoop and Gail leave the house. I was very surprised at Scoop's eviction, as he was a great housemate. I feel like it must have been to do with who else was up, considering Janice has a big following outside of the house, and away from big brother, and I don't know who or What's keeping Stevi and CJ in. Had it of been someone like Jenna, or Sherrie facing eviction, they just don't have the amount of fans outside the house, and would have gone.

The house is going to fall apart without Gail, considering she was pretty much the housemaid. The remaining housemates actually had to call a meeting to discuss how they were going to clean without Gail there, which shows how much they took her for granted.

Gail Porter and Fatman Scoop leaving the Celebrity Big Brother House.

Overall, I think we lost two great housemates, and They can both hold their heads high, knowing that they didn't b*tch a single word about Jenna and Farrah.

Our next eviction was a twist, with the four housemates with the most votes being able to choose one of the remaining house mates to stay. Understandably, Natasha chose Sherrie James, for some strange reason, James chose Janice, Stevi and CJ chose Bobby, with Austin being left with the difficult decision to evict either Farrah or Jenna. He chose to evict Farrah, which mean the end of Jarrah, and the beginning of an alliance between Austin and Jenna.

The next week is the final week *cries* and our winner is crowned. As Big Bother would say, who wins, you decide.

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Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, FAKE (Week 2 and More) #CBBBLOG #3

Best of Celebrity Big Brother - Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, FAKE (Week 2 and More) #CBBBLOG #3

A lot of my opinions on housemates have changed this week, and it's really annoying! 

Despite this, I think I'll take time at first to just talk about some of the housemates I haven't really mentioned yet.

From left to right: Fatman Scoop (rapper), James Hill (entrepreneur and reality star), Sherrie Hewson (actress and presenter), Gail Porter (entertainer and presenter)

Gail has been a gentle break to the b*tching and arguing, either because she's crying about it, or cleaning. There's no way that Gail is strong enough to be in this house. The whole idea of it is conflict! A true highlight of the series, however, was when Austin shaved his head for Gail. That was truly a sign of respect, that CAN NOT be faked, and was beautiful.

James is probably one of my least favourite housemates, because he just constantly plays the victim. Yes, we all know Farrah's absolutely vile, therefore, when in argument with her, the best thing to do is to just walk away. Instead, he just continually provokes, and carries on the argument, which is normally over nothing. The best arguments are between her and Bobby. When giving those nominations, he did not hold back, calling her "the ugliest person he's ever seen" (personality wise). Way to go Bobby!

Fat man Scoop has been a bit marmite for me, sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him. I think he's very funny, especially with his GO JANICE, GO FARRAH, GO BOBBY ext...Despite this, he can be incredibly annoying, thinking he's always right, giving unwanted opinions and advice. STOP TALKING OVER PEOPLE! 

Now, it may surprise you to learn that this housemate is actually still in the house. It's Sherrie! All the housemates seem to really like her; the thing is we, as an audience, don't seem to be seeing any of her. I mean, come on channel 5, as much as we love 5 shots of Jenna's behind a night (erm..) we would like to see a bit of sunshine here and there. In live stream, Sherrie seems to have people in fits of laughter, and we want to see!

So, instead of a proper eviction, this week, channel 5 decided to turn the eviction into a fake fake double eviction, meaning that 2 housemates would be fake evicted and put into a secret room, however, the joke's on them. All the other housemates will be informed of this. The two housemates that were fake fake evicted were Jenna and Farrah (surprise surprise).

Left to right: Farrah Abraham (reality star), Jenna Jameson (porn star). Images custody of www.digitalspy.co.uk

What those who voted should have done, was voted Farrah and Bobby into the secret room, for two reasons:

1) To watch Bobby Davro mentally break down being locked in a room with Farrah for 2 WHOLE DAYS.

2) So that Farrah can see how two-faced her so called "good friend is.

Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - A House At War (Week 1And More) #CBBBLOG #2

Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - A House At War (Week 1 And More) #CBBBLOG #2

So, we've had two new housemates, one eviction, but many, many arguments!

It's only fair we chat about our two new arrivals, Bobby and Janice.

Janice Dickinson and Bobby Davro entering the house.

The two went into the house a day after the other housemates, and represented their nation in a battle, to be given the title of either President or Prime Minister of the house.

Bobby seemed to think he was battling to be PM of the UK, taking the game way too seriously, in my opinion. He won the task, and therefore won the title.

Onto Janice Dickinson. She definitely is a strong character, picking fights with everyone she sees. To me, she seems very full of herself, and uses her age to get what she wants. "Gail, could you unpack my bag?" "Gail could you make my bed, I have arthritis". As you can see, this is an opposite to the civilian series, in which Eileen protested at people nominating her because of her age.

From the industry Janice works in, she is used to getting what she wants when she wants, which is what most arguments seem to be based on. For example, there was an argument between Austin and Janice over the bath. Janice wanted a bath on her own, before 8 people wanted to use it together. In the real world, Janice could probably snap her fingers and a bath would appear before her eyes, but now she's in big brother she needs to think about others, and be more considerate. As well as that, she really needs to watch her tongue, considering she received a formal, and last warning for making a spitting action towards Austin.

This week's shopping task saw the Brits turn into the royal family (metaphorically that was, although Cherrie and Bobby seemed to think they were something special). The Americans were servants, which I feel is very unfair, considering the Americans have had no treats of privileges since they've arrived, however, all was not as it seems. The real task, was for the Americans to disgrace the royal family.

One of the tasks was for the Americans to come up with brutal questions to ask Natasha and James, disguised as questions from the public. The questions were great, however the real thrill came after the questions, where the two were left in the task room afterwards. Jenna and Janice were sent earlier by Bobby to the tower, where they watched the entire interview. They also got to hear what Natasha and James both thought of them, as well as Stevi and Chloe-Jasmine, in which James called them "pathetic". 

Another task was for Paul Burrell, special guest for the task, to choose two servants (Austin and Farrah) to pick 4 members of the royal family (Gail, Natasha, James and Chloe-Jasmine). Those 6 would then have a tea party, with the servants' tasked to anger the royals as much as possible. Farrah most definitely went in for it, perhaps too much, pursuing many homophobic comments, and insults. This resulted in Farrah receiving a formal warning for her behaviour.

Daniel became our first evictee, over Janice, Farrah, Chris, Jenna, Stevi and Chloe-Jasmine. I cheated, and predicted 3 housemate, instead of 1, but he was one of my predictions. He just didn't really bring anything to the house, and that beard did nothing for him either..

Daniel Baldin is the first celebrity to be evicted. Photo courtesy of www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

Next, let's GET JANICE out! 

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