Celebrity Big Brother - Super Duper Nominations

Celebrity Big Brother - Super Duper Nominations

Another week has passed in the Borehamwood bungalow, and it has not been without a whole lot of twists and turns. Three housemates have been evicted, and a further two receiving eternal immunity and eternal nomination.

We first said goodbye to Jasmine, who out of a choice of James Cosmo and Speidi was evicted by her fellow housemates, and made to exit through the back door (literally) she's probably been there before! 

Her face says it all

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We then saw the housemates very unpredictably nominate face to face, which has not happened at all this series obviously.

Up for nomination were James C, Speidi, James J and Coleen, the latter being saved first off by the public after receiving the most amount of votes. My question is: Why? It's not like she's bought a whole lot of entertainment to the house, as oppose to James J and Speidi, other than arguing her opinion and being two faced.

What's more, JAMES J ended up being evicted, which was 100% percent the wrong choice. James brought so much entertainment to the house in his own way, winding Stacy and Kim up in a way only he could and "bantering" with da lads.

When I say James, you say J!

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Soon after, a superhero task was launched, in which housemates would have to dress up a superheroes and sidekicks, and stand on a podium when some music played.

Boring right?

I remember when Big Brother used to be about the tasks, and they used to dominate the episode time, however, now the content is mainly arguments and drama, which in moderation is great, but when it's a whole episode EVERY DAY of it, it's dull.

Up for nomination were Jedward, Coleen, Kim and Chloe, after their superhero counterparts chose to nominate them. Rather predictably, Chloe was evicted and to be honest, I don't miss her. We've always got to have a Geordie Shore housemate to get absolutely annihilated (thanks Jayne) and make a complete knob of themselves.

ANOTHER nomination twist now sees most of the house up for eviction due to most people getting at least one nomination. I would be happy for Jamie or Nicole to leave, as they both irritate me and bring nothing to the house, but whatever happens, Kim has to stay put, as she is TV GOLD. She's keeping those chicken livered sh*ts in check, and is providing just the right amount of drama.

Who do you think will go?

Celebrity Big Brother - 4 Out, 3 In!

Celebrity Big Brother - 4 Out, 3 In!

This week, our housemates have been all over the place, with 2 walkers, 2 evicted, and 3 new arrivals. Nevertheless, there has still been plenty of drama this week, as Austin, Angie and Jedward begin to grate on our housemates. 

Get some shut eye, yeah?
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Our first departure of the week was Ray J, who after hibernating for about 2 days decided it was time for his departure, after the "Land Of Nod" task required housemates to actually stay awake during the day, an easy feat for some, but a step too far for Ray J.

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Following Ray J to freedom was DJ Brandon Block, who left after he was "not feeling himself". Earlier in the week, he had been taken to hospital to hospital for chest pains, however was given the all clear by medics and sent back into the house, only to leave again a few days later. 

Yesterday, the housemates prayers were answered, and Angie became the first housemate to be evicted, which was great news, as she had began to aggravate her fellow housemates with her constant health advice, and disapproval when anyone ate or did anything that could even have a slight impact on their well being. I don't know about you, but I would be annoyed if someone told me how fat I am whilst I'm snacking on a pack of Mini Cheddars, so I can understand the housemate's frustration. 

The local marching band want their uniform back!
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In a shock twist, Austin also departed the house, after being labelled the dullest housemate by his fellow housemates. Let's be honest, that eviction was SAVAGE, with pretty much no housemates acknowledging Austin's departure, leaving him to sadly wave goodbye to the back of his hell dwelling housemates alone.

Working the "I am crying on the inside" look.
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What's more, Emma completely embarrassed the producers, who after misleading the housemates into evicting Austin unknowingly, in an attempt to rid of the less entertaining housemates, FORGOT to make Austin a "best bits" reel, putting them and their uncalled for eviction to shame.

Think about it though, they needed three beds free for the 3 "Weekend From Hell" housemates, and had that with Ray J, Brandon and Angie leaving. Austin's eviction was unnecessary, and unfair, and i'd be willing to bet a tenner that if the housemates were told the dullest housemate would leave, there would have been a totally different outcome.

As I mentioned before, three brand new housemates um, graced the rest of the house with their entrance during the "Weekend From Hell" where the public have voted to send Stacy, James J, Speidi, Jedward (AKA, the entertaining housemates), Coleen and Jasmine to hell, where at least one of them will never return to the main house.

The Hellish Housemates were allowed back into the house for 5 minutes to collect some of the bare essentials, but crisps are essential right? Biscuits? Eggs!? The Hellish housemates cared not, as they were hellbent on destroying the house and consuming as much food as possible in the diary room to living room corridor, creating a hilarious moment of the series.

Anyone for eggs?
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One thing I will say is that our 3 new housemates, Jessica Cunningham, Chloe Ferry, and Kim Woodburn are definitely bottom of the barrel housemates, with Chloe making a fool of herself within the first day. Usually these kind of housemates make it quite far, with Bear actually winning the series after his quite frankly shameful acts in the house.

Cameras! Look at me! I'm a fool with no self respect!
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Only time will tell whether Kim, Chloe and Jessica are valuable additions to the house, or whether Big Brother will continue to throw money at people in the hope that something good comes from it.

Celebrity Big Brother - Pop Goes Austin!

Celebrity Big Brother - Pop Goes Austin!

The 2017 edition of CBB is well under way, with the 14 housemates settling in nicely to the 24 hour surveillance lifestyle. Along the way, we had #Watergate, nominations, and a new arrival, bumping up the numbers of the happy house to 15.

Watergate was sadly the only twinge of drama we've really had this week, which began with Speidi hiding a number of water bottles under their bed, just because they're Speidi. Austin, already somewhat emotionally unstable due to events outside of the house was the first to erupt, slightly dramatising the situation, and claiming Big Brother will be sending the housemates to bed thirsty.

Ever seen one of these Austin?

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I would agree with Austin here, however, recently I've heard of these brand new devices, that give you unlimited water to quench your thirst at any point. I believe they are called something along the lines of tops, or tapes..

Friday also saw the return of X Factor rejects turned Eurovision hopefuls Jedward, who have most recently been chilling in Valetta for the Junior Eurovision Song Contest, invited as "expert panelists" who helped to decide the eventual winner of the competition, my thoughts of which can be found here:

http://pevvyz.blogspot.co.uk/2016/12/junior-eurovision-fab-or-fail.html

As they did on JESC in case anyone was wondering (I'm sure you weren't), they performed one of their new singles, "Holograms" to the existing housemates, which I'm sure they loved, but not before throwing themselves down stairs and off stage, causing Jedward to actually be separated, as Edward required treatment at hospital.

These guys are definitely music experts...

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In other news, nominations finally took place, resulting in Stacy, Angie, Speidi, Ray J and Austin being put on the block. James C also faces eviction, after being killer nominated by Angie and Jamie.

Overall, I think nominations are fair, with Angie looking the most likely to get the chop, although if I had it all my way, I would put Nicola and Jamie up in the place of Ray J and Stacy (the producers have got to get their money's worth on these international housemates!) as she's only making herself look dumb by flirting with Jamie, and he is being a complete tool, which doesn't really surprise me.

My favourites so far are definitely Speidi and James, due to their ability to wind anyone up, yet pass it off as friendly banter. They are the kick up the bum this series really needs, and are currently one of the only sources of telly-worthy entertainment.

Jedward are also housemates to keep an eye on, as I'm sure their wacky antics will drive other housemates up the wall soon enough.

Celebrity Big Brother 2017 - OK or KO?

Celebrity Big Brother 2017 - OK or KO?

After what seemed like years, Celebrity Big Brother exploded back onto our screens in a kaleidoscope of colour, with a brand new pop art themed series. Despite this, not everyone is new, as big brother has only gone and hand picked an assortment of all stars from a range of series aired on channel 5's Celebrity Big Brother.

From the selection we have been given, I think it is fair to say that this series will be one of the best in the history of all big brother, and i think we should be prepared for tantrums, fallouts and a whole lot of arguing.

Speidi (Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag)

 Reality TV veterans Speidi were GOLD on their series, knowing exactly what to do to wind each and every one of their housemates up, in a way that wasn't completely revolting (we are looking at you Perez!) to the extent that people actually left because of them, but in a way where they knew they were the villains and they loved it.

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Their personalised jackets can not go ignored, and they made a bold statement bearing the all seeing Illuminati, showing that they will be in control of the series, and no one should cross them. We can expect fireworks within a few days of their entry, and a potential winner, just because of all the hype behind their entry.

James Jordan

Again, gold in his series. Everyone says that you either love or hate James, but i am genuinely in the middle. He is a self proclaimed wind up merchant, pressing people's buttons, although with a slightly patronising tone, and just annoying people in general.

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I can see James doing one of two things:

Getting along with, and forming a formidable power trio with Speidi, which will be amazing telly.

James clashing with Speidi, which will also be amazing telly.

Jasmine Waltz

No, it's not a type dance, it's former glamour model Jasmine Waltz, who had the infamous love triangle with Lee Ryan from Blue, and Glamour model Casey Bachelor.

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Whilst she's probably over the whole love triangle thing, i definitely think she isn't going to be scared to show her true feelings in the house, especially to the males.

Ray J

Although he had a slightly vulgar VT, Ray J bought his a game, and is alreasy a strong fan favourite

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This guy definitely has a personality, and i am predicting some brilliant one liners from him.

Bianca Gascoigne

Bianca Gascoigne was the 5th housemate to enter the house, immediately bonding with fellow new star Ray J.

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I'm not really sure what she can bring that Jasmine Waltz can't, although the two glamour models could clash, causing fireworks.

Austin Armacost

Austin was the nice guy in the seemingly chaotic USA vs UK series of CBB, most known for shaving his head for Gail Porter when she revealed she felt insecure about her alopecia. This guy proves you don't have be be nasty to be entertaining, ultimately forming a great romance with James Hill.

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There is plenty of room for a new bromance between Austin and some of the other "ladz", although no love interest, after he revealed he had split up with his husband of 9 years in his VT.

Coleen Nolan

Um...

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Seems to me that the producers (the REAL producers) seem dead set on getting a loose woman on the series every year. Despite this, I think Coleen's had a wasted journey. with all the larger personalities in the house, and will be one of the first evicted.

James Cosmo

No series of CBB can be without a slightly older person, and i think James Cosmo was a safe sign.

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Unlike most of the older people in the house, James is in a very current, popular TV show, meaning people of the younger generation will know of him, and he could get the "He's the only real celebrity" vote, if nominated.

Stacy Francis

Unfortunately, Big Brother couldn't get Tiffany Pollard back for another series, however, don't be dismayed, as they have managed to get the pound shop version of her in Stacy.

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I think Stacy will be a gem in the house, bringing attitude and sass, and hopefully follow in the footsteps of the HBIC, and deliver some almighty one liners.

Brandon Block

Although rumoured to be going in, I didn't actually think he would, due to the fact that he wouldn't really bring much to the house.

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I could actually end up eating my words, as going in, he did actually seem tyo have some personality, although if it be that of a "geyser".

Nicola Mclean

Phew, we didn't have any models in there yet! Oh, wait...

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Three models? is that really nesesary? Nicola could be great for a few tantrums, but one is OK, two is fine, and three is enough.

Jamie O'hara

Another CBB given is that there has to be an athlete, and it doesn't matter if they are a 5x Olympic gold medallist, or a champion league footballer.

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Jamie says he's only really there for the money, meaning he probably won't be doing much in there, giving us an easy first vote off.

Calum Best 

Another good guy from his series, Calum faced off against his series villian, Perez Hilton, who will not be making a return to the house.

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There's definitely potential for him to bring James or Speidi down a few pegs, and he has said he wants to be more fun this series, so Calum is my wild card.

Angie Best

Why not throw Calum's mum into the mix?

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This twist would have potential to be explosive, if Calum and his mum had had a massive public feud before the house, but as they get along, there's going to be no drama, apart from Calum's initial reaction as his mum walked through the door, which was priceless.

I am looking forward to seeing how the series pans out, as well as blogging and sharing my opinions on it!

Bear - Deserving Winner, Or Fix? #CBBBLOGS

Bear - Deserving Winner, Or Fix? #CBBBLOGS

Once again the summer edition of Celebrity Big Brother is over, and we have a winner. Whether it was chosen by public vote, or by production, I'm going to be deciding whether or not bear is a worthy winner of CBB, and whether CBB is as honest as we think it is. In true journalistic style, i will try to remain unbiased, and look at both sides of the story.

Bear leaves as the winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2016

Let's begin by talking about the complete INJUSTICE it is that Bear was not removed for his continually bad and somewhat reckless behavior, which has included damaging the house by throwing a mug at a glass pane, wasting food on numerous occasions, and just generally disobeying rules of the task and Big Brother. In previous years, housemates have been removed for far less major incidents, examples being Daley in 2013, for threatening a housemate, Emma from 2016 for repeatedly escaping and Biggins in the same edition, for something that wasn't even aired.

I'm not excusing the behavior of the housemates i mentioned because obviously threatening someone is not OK, however, what i am saying is that in some of the cases, what they did was only a single or double occurrence, however Bear was given a total of 4 on screen "Final Warnings", as well as a few unaired warnings, which leads to the question: Is Big Brother fixed?

This series has been one of the most insightful into what goes on behind the 1 hour of footage we at home are shown. During "Celebrity Big Brother - Live From The House", housemates were seen going to bed, with Big Brother saying "Good night finalists" The lights then went out for a minute, with housemates pretending to sleep, before the lights switch back on and housemates proceed to get up, with Ricky telling housemates "good take". 

Video of Scripted scene (Source - Metro)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/26/watch-is-this-proof-celebrity-big-brother-is-scripted-viewers-left-fuming-over-clip-of-fake-scene-6091907/

Yes, this doesn't prove that the whole series is fake, but it does technically prove that that scene was fake, so who knows what other scenes CBB has faked....

There's also the Whatsapp controversy, in which Chloe Kahn claims to have messaged Renee before entering the house, which kind of defeats the point of Big Brother which is for the celebrities to have no contact with each other prior to entering the house. This was also kind of broken by Lewis and Marnie, which have been photographed with each other prior to the show.

Censorship has also been an issue this series, with many of Bear's other warnings being hidden from viewers, including Bear "nearly blinding" Samantha Fox. The reason why Biggins was removed from the house has also been withheld from the viewers, and also Katie by the looks of it who was unaware that the apparent reason he was removed was because of comments made towards her, which absolutely makes sense (NOT).

The way i see it, Biggins was either only booked in for a week, and they needed a way to get him out, whilst grabbing headlines as well, or, Biggins was bound to win the show, when producers had promised Bear the win, so had to get him out. 

Either way, this really stops Big Brother from being the people's show that so many people love to hate, and rather a scripted, pre-planned reality TV show.

Going back to whether Bear deserved to win, you cant deny that he has provided some good entertainment, my favorite moment of the series being when he smashed a pie into Aubrey's face, prompting her to wreck his bed. I can't deny, without him, the series would have been fairly dull without him, even if he did take things too far.

Saying that, do i think he is a deserving winner? no, no i don't, but these days, a large proportion of people that watch reality shows like Love Island, Ex On The Beach, or Geordie Shore watch Big Brother. The content of these reality shows is for people to get absolutely obliterated, and then either get with whoever is the closest to them, or argue with everyone, which is exactly what Bear did, hence why i think he got the votes. 

That is, if the winner was decided by public vote....

Celebrity Big Brother - Who died? Meg VS Tiff #CBBBLOGS

Celebrity Big Brother - Who died? Meg VS Tiff #CBBBLOGS

So, two MASSIVE arguments rocked the house this week and oh yeah, there was a nominations twist, because it's not like there's one every week!

So, the week kicked off with the tragic news that David Blair had died. Angie Bowie, ex wife of David, was told off camera by a representative, and her grieving was then shown on camera in the diary room. 

When she exited the diary room, Tiffany noticed that Angie was visibly upset, and asked her what was wrong. Angus then proceeded to tell her David had died. 

To be honest, judging by her reaction, Tiffany had clearly misunderstood Angie, believing David GEST had died, which would be reasonably plausible, considering he was in bed ill. It wouldn't have taken a ridiculous amount of effort for Angie to clear up the situation, and clarify to Tiff that it was in fact her ex husband that had died.

Now, Tiffany went into HYSTERICS. Someone switching through channels at that point must have thought the apocalypse had come or something, but honestly, there was no comforting her.

Tiff then proceeded to tell EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG that David Gest had died, when he was tucked up warm in bed.

Angie then clarified to the house that David Bowie had died, not David Gest, causing Tiff To erupt, madly claiming that Angie had definitely said David Gest, which she didn't.

Now, John didn't take this well, and suggested that the remaining housemates remove their microphones and walk if Tiff was not ejected from the house. Kristina and Daniella, being so far up John's bum they're breathing the same oxygen as him agreed.

Overall, I think Angie could have clarified the right David to Tiff before her explosion, however, Tiff went too far at points, calling Angie an "old birch"

A few days later saw Megan also loose her temper over who clears up "sh*t".

She first began a rant over the fact that there's always "sh*t" everywhere, and that she's always left to clear it up. Good guy John decided he'd stick his oar in, and stir the pot, claiming "you don't clear my sh*t up".

Megan get up in John, Tiff and Big Brother's grill.

Now, she was clearly drunk, and there was no need for anyone to say anything at that point, but it was as if someone had flicked a switch, because Megan just went for it.

I won't lie, some of the stuff she said about John was true. He's too much of a people pleaser at the moment, and he gets on my nerves, thinking he knows best in every situation.

To be honest, the outburst was funny, and I probably would have been just the same as Tiff, in the bed next door laughing. 

Megan didn't see it this way, however storming over to Tiff's bed, and getting up in her face. She was then called to big brother, where she once again ranted about John, and referred to Tiff as a "ghetto c*nt"

Too far.

Security had to intervene, when she began hitting the camera and yanking on the door, to get out.

It just goes to show that this is what happens when you put a silly little girl like Megan in there with some alcohol..

Yesterday, Nancy became the second housemate to be evicted, and I must say, I was quite upset with the result, although not shocked.

Nancy is evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother House.

A lot of people seem to dislike Nancy, and I genuinely cannot compute why. She's done nothing wrong in the house, part from wear that dreadfully light pink shiny lipstick. Ugh..

Yet ANOTHER nominations twist was dropped on the house (surprise surprise). The nominated housemates from this week (Stephanie, Gemma, Angie and Jeremy) had to give a killer nomination, meaning whoever they picked automatically went up for the public vote.

Kristina, John, Tiffany and Daniella all face the public vote. Who goes, you decide (probably)

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Celebrity Big Brother - Take Off! #CBBBlogs

Celebrity Big Brother - Take off! #CBBBlogs

Yesterday saw the long awaited launch of this year's first edition of Celebrity Big Brother, and I have to say, it wasn't the best launch we ever had..

This editions theme is going back the baroque sort of, theatrical era - big, red curtains, stage masks, the lot. I'm not a huge fan of the house, if I'm being honest, to me, it just seems a bit messy, and old fashioned. Anyway, aside from that let's take a look at the housemates:

Gamma Collins (Blonde hair, silver square on shirt) Jeremy McConnell (Black leather jacket) Kristina Rihanoff (Red dress) Scotty T (White shirt) Daniella Westbrook (Short blonde hair, black jacket) Darren Day (Grey suit) Chistopher Maloney (Marron jacket) Megan McKenna (Blue dress) Nancy Dell'olio (Black dress) Jonathan Cheban (Blue jacket with silver)

So, first off, just looking at these pictures I can tell some of the hair dryers or curlers or something were faulty, or the girls were just having a competition as to who could style their hair the worst. With the exception of Kristina, who was looking fab all night, the rest of them looked like I would look if I decided to stick a load of glue in my hair, and mess about with it a bit.

John Partrige was one of the first into the house, and made no hesitations when welcoming the rest of the house as the came down the stairs, just like Perez did (Cringe!). 

He also volunteered along with Darren to go to "the box", which is basically an empty room, whilst the rest of the house got to enjoy the champagne. Now, I'm not convinced his intentions were sincere, and I'm just waiting for him to switch to the crazy, competitive wannabe winner..

Stephanie Davis has had A LOT of press on her for the past few months, surrounding the reason for her sacking from the soap "Hollyoaks". I've known of her for a good 3 years now, and I've seen her do interviews, and tackle very difficult storylines on Hollyoaks, such as her character, Sinead O'Connor, loosing her baby girl to an undiscovered heart condition. 

She's obviously proven herself to be a well respected, talented actress and singer (she previously appeared on the programme "over the rainbow" as a contestant). As well as this, she also applied to be on I'm a Celeb, but could not take part, due to a fatal nut allergy.

David Gest is...um..he's...Well, he looks like he's drained the USA's botox supply. He also has the most shiny head I've ever seen. 

In live stream, he was mostly seen licking Gemmas's bum, telling her how great he thinks she is (I'm not sure what planet he's living on) but, aside from that, he looks like a decent guy, that could be potentially funny to watch on screen.

Who is she? Well her name is Tiffany Pollard, but I'm officially nicknaming her "Tornado Tiff". Her VT says she'll be the HBIC "Head Bitch In Charge" but with such big characters in there, We all know that'll spell trouble. 

She's my favourite housemate at the moment, and as long as she doesn't turn into a Farrah, she'll be very amusing. Happy Birthday, by the way!

Winston McKenzie is a former UKIP MP (yes, I know -_-) and has become known for being quite homophobic. Good job producers, it's not as if your audience is predominately made up of LGBT+ people. He even started racking up complaints in his VT, where he said "I could cope with a homosexual in the house, I guess I'll just have to stand with my back against a brick wall all the time".

 First of all, don't flatter yourself, no one's going to come near you if you keep up such a disgusting attitude. I can see Winston being removed from the house in the near future, for unacceptable behaviour.

Yay, woo! I'm so hyped that Angie Bowie, good ol' Davie's former flame is in there! -_-

By the looks of it, something's happened to the cardi, or jacket she was due to go in in, but fear not, no one leaves the comfort of backstage cold, so she was given a....dressing gown to walk out in. She'll be one of the first out, I reckon, because she's just a bit annoying, to be honest..

Overall, I don't think I'll be on the edge of my seat watching this, but never mind :) 

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Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - A double Eviction, And The Downfall Of JARRAH (Week 3 And More) #CBBBLOGS #4

Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - A Double Eviction, And The Downfall Of JARRAH (Week 3 And More) #CBBBLOGS #4

By week 3, the housemates really do start to show their true colours. Well, nearly all of them. 

As we know, this week, instead of a normal eviction Jenna and Farrah were voted to stay in a luxury suite this week, and spy on all the other housemates. Little did they know, the entire house was also let in on the secret, and the aim for them was to b*tch about Farrah and Jenna, in order to get nominated, which meant they were immune. 

Jenna Jameson and Farrah Abraham being told they've not been evicted.

Wow.

Putting those two in a room together was like watching "Mean Girls" on repeat 24/7. There was to no end to the mean comments, especially from Farrah. 

Jenna, on the other hand, I can not work out. She says she has a game plan, which to be fair, a lot of housemates do this series. I feel like Jenna is a bit scared of Farrah, and sides with her a lot to get in her good books. It's strange, because she will begin a discussion, or disagreement with someone, and Farrah will then turn it into an argument. She will then be seen chatting with whoever Farrah argued with, before then talking to Farrah again. 

Jenna Jameson, playing with her chin(s)

I will say I felt a bit uncomfortable when Jenna and Farrah re-entered the house, believing they were royalty, before gradually coming to the realization that the joke was on them. As normal, Farrah didn't let it phase her, as she spewed more stupid and annoying comments. On the other hand, Jenna looked visibly upset, unsure of what the housemates said about them were fake, or real. 

In the end, Stevi and CJ, Gail, Fatman Scoop and Janice faced eviction.

Now, as Jenna and Farrah missed out on the "talent" show the other housemates had, they were able to do their own. 

Oh dear.

Jenna chose to read some "erotic" stories that she wrote, including some of the housemates, surprisingly not Stevi and CJ. Farrah put a condom on a banana. 

Yes.

Because that is clearly a big talent.

Now, I don't really want to talk about the grand finale they did together, but let's just say Big Brother's going to need to restock the chocolate sauce supply in the house. 

A real double eviction occurred soon after Jenna and Farrah's arrival, which saw Fatman Scoop and Gail leave the house. I was very surprised at Scoop's eviction, as he was a great housemate. I feel like it must have been to do with who else was up, considering Janice has a big following outside of the house, and away from big brother, and I don't know who or What's keeping Stevi and CJ in. Had it of been someone like Jenna, or Sherrie facing eviction, they just don't have the amount of fans outside the house, and would have gone.

The house is going to fall apart without Gail, considering she was pretty much the housemaid. The remaining housemates actually had to call a meeting to discuss how they were going to clean without Gail there, which shows how much they took her for granted.

Gail Porter and Fatman Scoop leaving the Celebrity Big Brother House.

Overall, I think we lost two great housemates, and They can both hold their heads high, knowing that they didn't b*tch a single word about Jenna and Farrah.

Our next eviction was a twist, with the four housemates with the most votes being able to choose one of the remaining house mates to stay. Understandably, Natasha chose Sherrie James, for some strange reason, James chose Janice, Stevi and CJ chose Bobby, with Austin being left with the difficult decision to evict either Farrah or Jenna. He chose to evict Farrah, which mean the end of Jarrah, and the beginning of an alliance between Austin and Jenna.

The next week is the final week *cries* and our winner is crowned. As Big Bother would say, who wins, you decide.

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Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, FAKE (Week 2 and More) #CBBBLOG #3

Best of Celebrity Big Brother - Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, FAKE (Week 2 and More) #CBBBLOG #3

A lot of my opinions on housemates have changed this week, and it's really annoying! 

Despite this, I think I'll take time at first to just talk about some of the housemates I haven't really mentioned yet.

From left to right: Fatman Scoop (rapper), James Hill (entrepreneur and reality star), Sherrie Hewson (actress and presenter), Gail Porter (entertainer and presenter)

Gail has been a gentle break to the b*tching and arguing, either because she's crying about it, or cleaning. There's no way that Gail is strong enough to be in this house. The whole idea of it is conflict! A true highlight of the series, however, was when Austin shaved his head for Gail. That was truly a sign of respect, that CAN NOT be faked, and was beautiful.

James is probably one of my least favourite housemates, because he just constantly plays the victim. Yes, we all know Farrah's absolutely vile, therefore, when in argument with her, the best thing to do is to just walk away. Instead, he just continually provokes, and carries on the argument, which is normally over nothing. The best arguments are between her and Bobby. When giving those nominations, he did not hold back, calling her "the ugliest person he's ever seen" (personality wise). Way to go Bobby!

Fat man Scoop has been a bit marmite for me, sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him. I think he's very funny, especially with his GO JANICE, GO FARRAH, GO BOBBY ext...Despite this, he can be incredibly annoying, thinking he's always right, giving unwanted opinions and advice. STOP TALKING OVER PEOPLE! 

Now, it may surprise you to learn that this housemate is actually still in the house. It's Sherrie! All the housemates seem to really like her; the thing is we, as an audience, don't seem to be seeing any of her. I mean, come on channel 5, as much as we love 5 shots of Jenna's behind a night (erm..) we would like to see a bit of sunshine here and there. In live stream, Sherrie seems to have people in fits of laughter, and we want to see!

So, instead of a proper eviction, this week, channel 5 decided to turn the eviction into a fake fake double eviction, meaning that 2 housemates would be fake evicted and put into a secret room, however, the joke's on them. All the other housemates will be informed of this. The two housemates that were fake fake evicted were Jenna and Farrah (surprise surprise).

Left to right: Farrah Abraham (reality star), Jenna Jameson (porn star). Images custody of www.digitalspy.co.uk

What those who voted should have done, was voted Farrah and Bobby into the secret room, for two reasons:

1) To watch Bobby Davro mentally break down being locked in a room with Farrah for 2 WHOLE DAYS.

2) So that Farrah can see how two-faced her so called "good friend is.