Annoying Things Boys Do
Yeah, yeah, before you accuse me of being sexist, I've already posted "Annoying things girls do".
If you want to check it out, here's the link
http://pevvyz.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/annoying-things-girls-do-note-i-am.html
http://pevvyz.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/annoying-things-girls-do-note-i-am.html
Have ridiculous haircuts
Yeah, ok, maybe you have your "own style" but these are NOT ok:
Have a "cheeky Nandos with the lads"
No one actually cares that you're having anything to eat, regardless whether it's "cheeky" or not, especially if your Mum dropped you off and gave you a tenner to spend..
Have a tiny patch of hair underneath their bottom lip
This is not worthy of being called a beard, and has absolutely no aesthetic appeal whatsoever.
So why have it?
Plus, it would just getting away, if you were to be kissed, which is unlikely if you've got that harvesting on your face...
This tosser's got a double whammy, modelling it perfectly:
Calling someone else "gay" for being a respectable, nice bloke
To be honest, it's just a compliment to the gays, saying they're also nice, respectable people, but seriously, stop using "gay" to describe anything you perceive as being negative.
Pretend it's longer than it is
Around 76% of people say their trouser snake is longer than it really is. What wonders me is how they conducted this experiment.
But anyway, who actually cares? And anyway, I'm pretty sure you're lying when you say you've got a ten incher..
Sticking your hands down your trousers
Yes, I understand that sometimes it gets itself into awkward positions, but just wait until you're alone somewhere, or at least with people that don't mind it before you get stuck in.
Swearing A LOT
Now, this could be applied to all genders, but I see it mainly in males.
Surely you can string a sentence together without that sort of language?
If not, I suggest you get back to primary school, and start learning how to speak properly.
That's all that comes to mind right now, but I'm sure it won't be hard for me to think of more..
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Have a "cheeky Nandos with the lads"
No one actually cares that you're having anything to eat, regardless whether it's "cheeky" or not, especially if your Mum dropped you off and gave you a tenner to spend..
Have a tiny patch of hair underneath their bottom lip
This is not worthy of being called a beard, and has absolutely no aesthetic appeal whatsoever.
So why have it?
Plus, it would just getting away, if you were to be kissed, which is unlikely if you've got that harvesting on your face...
This tosser's got a double whammy, modelling it perfectly:
Calling someone else "gay" for being a respectable, nice bloke
To be honest, it's just a compliment to the gays, saying they're also nice, respectable people, but seriously, stop using "gay" to describe anything you perceive as being negative.
Pretend it's longer than it is
Around 76% of people say their trouser snake is longer than it really is. What wonders me is how they conducted this experiment.
But anyway, who actually cares? And anyway, I'm pretty sure you're lying when you say you've got a ten incher..
Sticking your hands down your trousers
Yes, I understand that sometimes it gets itself into awkward positions, but just wait until you're alone somewhere, or at least with people that don't mind it before you get stuck in.
Swearing A LOT
Now, this could be applied to all genders, but I see it mainly in males.
Surely you can string a sentence together without that sort of language?
If not, I suggest you get back to primary school, and start learning how to speak properly.
That's all that comes to mind right now, but I'm sure it won't be hard for me to think of more..
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