Celebrity Big Brother - Jephanie in trouble! #CBBBLOGS

Another explosive few days has rocked the house, definitely changing the dynamics, and also my opinions of housemates.

Since day 1, we've all noticed there's been a thing going on with Jeremy and Stephanie. Now normally I don't mind a bit told flirting in the house, even if I know it's only showmance, but there's a difference this time.

Stephanie had a boyfriend (yes, had). Like us all he realised he was being mugged off, and got out ASAP. There have been numerous speculations this week of him entering the house, and all I can say is that that would be TV GOLD.

Us on the outside haven't been the only ones noticing Jephanie, as Gemma Collins took it upon herself to tell Steph how wrong what she's doing is, and rightly so.

Stephanie just won't hold back..

This got Steph rallied up, as she launched into a scathing rant about how worthless Gemma is, and how crap TOWIE is (fair enough point, but being kicked off a low rating soap doesn't really make you all that..)

Steph was called to the diary room, and eventually sent to a spare room for the night, after she threatened to punch Gemma in the face.

The end goal of this was to calm Stephanie down, but in actual fact she did the opposite. I thought something had possessed her in that spare Rom, as she continued to rant about Gemma.

The problem with Stephanie, is that she can't seem to see her own faults, and its a really bad character trait. If I were Stephanie's fella, I'd get out whilst I still could.

Yesterday saw the house say goodbye to another housemate (and a half) Kristina. Let's be honest, she bought nothing to the house, and I am struggling to write anything about her now, so, um....enjoy this picture?

Kristina becomes the third housemate to be evicted.

Last, but not least, Angie Bowie has left the house. After countless nights of complaining about the amount of noise in the bedroom when she is trying to sleep, and asking Big Brother to get her an Uber, she has packed her bags and walked.

After seeing David walk for "medical reasons" she decided to jump on the bandwagon and do the same. Fair play..

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Celebrity Big Brother - Who died? Meg VS Tiff #CBBBLOGS

Celebrity Big Brother - Who died? Meg VS Tiff #CBBBLOGS

So, two MASSIVE arguments rocked the house this week and oh yeah, there was a nominations twist, because it's not like there's one every week!

So, the week kicked off with the tragic news that David Blair had died. Angie Bowie, ex wife of David, was told off camera by a representative, and her grieving was then shown on camera in the diary room. 

When she exited the diary room, Tiffany noticed that Angie was visibly upset, and asked her what was wrong. Angus then proceeded to tell her David had died. 

To be honest, judging by her reaction, Tiffany had clearly misunderstood Angie, believing David GEST had died, which would be reasonably plausible, considering he was in bed ill. It wouldn't have taken a ridiculous amount of effort for Angie to clear up the situation, and clarify to Tiff that it was in fact her ex husband that had died.

Now, Tiffany went into HYSTERICS. Someone switching through channels at that point must have thought the apocalypse had come or something, but honestly, there was no comforting her.

Tiff then proceeded to tell EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG that David Gest had died, when he was tucked up warm in bed.

Angie then clarified to the house that David Bowie had died, not David Gest, causing Tiff To erupt, madly claiming that Angie had definitely said David Gest, which she didn't.

Now, John didn't take this well, and suggested that the remaining housemates remove their microphones and walk if Tiff was not ejected from the house. Kristina and Daniella, being so far up John's bum they're breathing the same oxygen as him agreed.

Overall, I think Angie could have clarified the right David to Tiff before her explosion, however, Tiff went too far at points, calling Angie an "old birch"

A few days later saw Megan also loose her temper over who clears up "sh*t".

She first began a rant over the fact that there's always "sh*t" everywhere, and that she's always left to clear it up. Good guy John decided he'd stick his oar in, and stir the pot, claiming "you don't clear my sh*t up".

Megan get up in John, Tiff and Big Brother's grill.

Now, she was clearly drunk, and there was no need for anyone to say anything at that point, but it was as if someone had flicked a switch, because Megan just went for it.

I won't lie, some of the stuff she said about John was true. He's too much of a people pleaser at the moment, and he gets on my nerves, thinking he knows best in every situation.

To be honest, the outburst was funny, and I probably would have been just the same as Tiff, in the bed next door laughing. 

Megan didn't see it this way, however storming over to Tiff's bed, and getting up in her face. She was then called to big brother, where she once again ranted about John, and referred to Tiff as a "ghetto c*nt"

Too far.

Security had to intervene, when she began hitting the camera and yanking on the door, to get out.

It just goes to show that this is what happens when you put a silly little girl like Megan in there with some alcohol..

Yesterday, Nancy became the second housemate to be evicted, and I must say, I was quite upset with the result, although not shocked.

Nancy is evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother House.

A lot of people seem to dislike Nancy, and I genuinely cannot compute why. She's done nothing wrong in the house, part from wear that dreadfully light pink shiny lipstick. Ugh..

Yet ANOTHER nominations twist was dropped on the house (surprise surprise). The nominated housemates from this week (Stephanie, Gemma, Angie and Jeremy) had to give a killer nomination, meaning whoever they picked automatically went up for the public vote.

Kristina, John, Tiffany and Daniella all face the public vote. Who goes, you decide (probably)

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Celebrity Big Brother - An Eviction, A Baby, A Variety Show And A Departure! #CBBBLOGS

Celebrity Big Brother - An Eviction, A Baby, And A Departure! #CBBBLOGS

Yes, Ok, not a catchy title, but so much had happened already in 6 days!

First off, Kristina decided to announce that there wasn't 16 housemates living in the house, but 17. She announced her pregnancy, which also came as a shock to her partner, Ben Cohen, who said he had "no idea".

A lot of people are saying how this announcement may have been tactical, considering she was put up for nomination, but I say fair play to her, as it kept her in the house.

Kristina announces to the house that she is pregnant.

Yes, this week Kristina, Winston and Nancy were put up for the public vote by Stephanie, Jeremy and Scotty T, after successfully completing the task to free Daniella, John and Darren from the box.

That was a lot of names!

So, first Kristina was told she had the highest number of votes from the public, and was definitely not going home, leaving Nancy and Winston to be voted for BY THE HOUSEMATES, the housemate with the most votes evicted.

Housemates are told they must vote to evict a housemate

This really defies the point of "who goes you decide" and is quite frankly fairly misleading to the public, as even though it was "vote to save" this week, there was no hint as to whether this was because of a twist, or just a different voting procedure.

Anyway, everybody voted for Winston to leave, apart from Jeremy, who voted Nancy, judging by what he is treated like in the house, which is fair enough.

Whilst were speaking about Winston, we can't ignore his blatant homophobia and sexism throughout his time in the house. He pretty much asked Tiffany to get into bed with him, drooled over Nancy, and refused to be corrected after a task brought back his old statement of comparing same sex adoption to child abuse. It was clear Winston wasn't going to make it far in the contest, to be honest..

Today, the sad news of David Bowie's death was told to Angie, David's ex wife, through a unfilmed private conversation between her, and her PR. Despite this, she has chosen to stay in the house.

The news just in is that Jonathan has left the Celebrity Big Brother House. I have to say, I quite liked him, as he had quite a strange sense of humour which I liked. At times, he was definitely a diva, I mean who doesn't know how to make toast?

So, now we are left with 14 housemates (and a baby). Who goes, you decide! (unless CBB brings in another twist)


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Celebrity Big Brother - Take Off! #CBBBlogs

Celebrity Big Brother - Take off! #CBBBlogs

Yesterday saw the long awaited launch of this year's first edition of Celebrity Big Brother, and I have to say, it wasn't the best launch we ever had..

This editions theme is going back the baroque sort of, theatrical era - big, red curtains, stage masks, the lot. I'm not a huge fan of the house, if I'm being honest, to me, it just seems a bit messy, and old fashioned. Anyway, aside from that let's take a look at the housemates:

Gamma Collins (Blonde hair, silver square on shirt) Jeremy McConnell (Black leather jacket) Kristina Rihanoff (Red dress) Scotty T (White shirt) Daniella Westbrook (Short blonde hair, black jacket) Darren Day (Grey suit) Chistopher Maloney (Marron jacket) Megan McKenna (Blue dress) Nancy Dell'olio (Black dress) Jonathan Cheban (Blue jacket with silver)

So, first off, just looking at these pictures I can tell some of the hair dryers or curlers or something were faulty, or the girls were just having a competition as to who could style their hair the worst. With the exception of Kristina, who was looking fab all night, the rest of them looked like I would look if I decided to stick a load of glue in my hair, and mess about with it a bit.

John Partrige was one of the first into the house, and made no hesitations when welcoming the rest of the house as the came down the stairs, just like Perez did (Cringe!). 

He also volunteered along with Darren to go to "the box", which is basically an empty room, whilst the rest of the house got to enjoy the champagne. Now, I'm not convinced his intentions were sincere, and I'm just waiting for him to switch to the crazy, competitive wannabe winner..

Stephanie Davis has had A LOT of press on her for the past few months, surrounding the reason for her sacking from the soap "Hollyoaks". I've known of her for a good 3 years now, and I've seen her do interviews, and tackle very difficult storylines on Hollyoaks, such as her character, Sinead O'Connor, loosing her baby girl to an undiscovered heart condition. 

She's obviously proven herself to be a well respected, talented actress and singer (she previously appeared on the programme "over the rainbow" as a contestant). As well as this, she also applied to be on I'm a Celeb, but could not take part, due to a fatal nut allergy.

David Gest is...um..he's...Well, he looks like he's drained the USA's botox supply. He also has the most shiny head I've ever seen. 

In live stream, he was mostly seen licking Gemmas's bum, telling her how great he thinks she is (I'm not sure what planet he's living on) but, aside from that, he looks like a decent guy, that could be potentially funny to watch on screen.

Who is she? Well her name is Tiffany Pollard, but I'm officially nicknaming her "Tornado Tiff". Her VT says she'll be the HBIC "Head Bitch In Charge" but with such big characters in there, We all know that'll spell trouble. 

She's my favourite housemate at the moment, and as long as she doesn't turn into a Farrah, she'll be very amusing. Happy Birthday, by the way!

Winston McKenzie is a former UKIP MP (yes, I know -_-) and has become known for being quite homophobic. Good job producers, it's not as if your audience is predominately made up of LGBT+ people. He even started racking up complaints in his VT, where he said "I could cope with a homosexual in the house, I guess I'll just have to stand with my back against a brick wall all the time".

 First of all, don't flatter yourself, no one's going to come near you if you keep up such a disgusting attitude. I can see Winston being removed from the house in the near future, for unacceptable behaviour.

Yay, woo! I'm so hyped that Angie Bowie, good ol' Davie's former flame is in there! -_-

By the looks of it, something's happened to the cardi, or jacket she was due to go in in, but fear not, no one leaves the comfort of backstage cold, so she was given a....dressing gown to walk out in. She'll be one of the first out, I reckon, because she's just a bit annoying, to be honest..

Overall, I don't think I'll be on the edge of my seat watching this, but never mind :) 

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Loreen Releases New Music Video For "I'm In It With You"

And fans aren't so impressed..

After winning the Eurovision Song Contest 2012 with the hit "Euphoria" Loreen Talhaoui has released many other dance and contemporary songs, including "My Heart Is Refusing Me" "We Got The Power" "Heal" and "Paperlight".

On 14th August, she released "I'm in it with you, along with the official artwork:

I mean, it's a good song and everything, but it's nothing to rant and rave about. Clearly, Loreen will never get anything as good as "Euphoria", but "My heart is refusing me" and  "We Got The Power" were of very high quality, and both have something in common.

They both have music videos.

In both of these videos, Loreen hits the nail on the head in terms of what the song should make you feel, and that's one of the fundamental details when making a music video.

"I'm in it with you" tries to do this, but just takes Loreen in the wrong direction artistically. The idea of the video was good, but it just...didn't work.

Loreen seems to be trying to take her music away from Eurovision, almost trying to "'re-invent" herself as an artist, but this video was a hit and a miss. There was a bit of a negative vibe to the whole video, with the swearing and girl hit by a car scene at the end, and the video could have been ten times better without it.

These are my opinions, but what about yours?

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Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - A double Eviction, And The Downfall Of JARRAH (Week 3 And More) #CBBBLOGS #4

Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - A Double Eviction, And The Downfall Of JARRAH (Week 3 And More) #CBBBLOGS #4

By week 3, the housemates really do start to show their true colours. Well, nearly all of them. 

As we know, this week, instead of a normal eviction Jenna and Farrah were voted to stay in a luxury suite this week, and spy on all the other housemates. Little did they know, the entire house was also let in on the secret, and the aim for them was to b*tch about Farrah and Jenna, in order to get nominated, which meant they were immune. 

Jenna Jameson and Farrah Abraham being told they've not been evicted.

Wow.

Putting those two in a room together was like watching "Mean Girls" on repeat 24/7. There was to no end to the mean comments, especially from Farrah. 

Jenna, on the other hand, I can not work out. She says she has a game plan, which to be fair, a lot of housemates do this series. I feel like Jenna is a bit scared of Farrah, and sides with her a lot to get in her good books. It's strange, because she will begin a discussion, or disagreement with someone, and Farrah will then turn it into an argument. She will then be seen chatting with whoever Farrah argued with, before then talking to Farrah again. 

Jenna Jameson, playing with her chin(s)

I will say I felt a bit uncomfortable when Jenna and Farrah re-entered the house, believing they were royalty, before gradually coming to the realization that the joke was on them. As normal, Farrah didn't let it phase her, as she spewed more stupid and annoying comments. On the other hand, Jenna looked visibly upset, unsure of what the housemates said about them were fake, or real. 

In the end, Stevi and CJ, Gail, Fatman Scoop and Janice faced eviction.

Now, as Jenna and Farrah missed out on the "talent" show the other housemates had, they were able to do their own. 

Oh dear.

Jenna chose to read some "erotic" stories that she wrote, including some of the housemates, surprisingly not Stevi and CJ. Farrah put a condom on a banana. 

Yes.

Because that is clearly a big talent.

Now, I don't really want to talk about the grand finale they did together, but let's just say Big Brother's going to need to restock the chocolate sauce supply in the house. 

A real double eviction occurred soon after Jenna and Farrah's arrival, which saw Fatman Scoop and Gail leave the house. I was very surprised at Scoop's eviction, as he was a great housemate. I feel like it must have been to do with who else was up, considering Janice has a big following outside of the house, and away from big brother, and I don't know who or What's keeping Stevi and CJ in. Had it of been someone like Jenna, or Sherrie facing eviction, they just don't have the amount of fans outside the house, and would have gone.

The house is going to fall apart without Gail, considering she was pretty much the housemaid. The remaining housemates actually had to call a meeting to discuss how they were going to clean without Gail there, which shows how much they took her for granted.

Gail Porter and Fatman Scoop leaving the Celebrity Big Brother House.

Overall, I think we lost two great housemates, and They can both hold their heads high, knowing that they didn't b*tch a single word about Jenna and Farrah.

Our next eviction was a twist, with the four housemates with the most votes being able to choose one of the remaining house mates to stay. Understandably, Natasha chose Sherrie James, for some strange reason, James chose Janice, Stevi and CJ chose Bobby, with Austin being left with the difficult decision to evict either Farrah or Jenna. He chose to evict Farrah, which mean the end of Jarrah, and the beginning of an alliance between Austin and Jenna.

The next week is the final week *cries* and our winner is crowned. As Big Bother would say, who wins, you decide.

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Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, FAKE (Week 2 and More) #CBBBLOG #3

Best of Celebrity Big Brother - Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake, FAKE (Week 2 and More) #CBBBLOG #3

A lot of my opinions on housemates have changed this week, and it's really annoying! 

Despite this, I think I'll take time at first to just talk about some of the housemates I haven't really mentioned yet.

From left to right: Fatman Scoop (rapper), James Hill (entrepreneur and reality star), Sherrie Hewson (actress and presenter), Gail Porter (entertainer and presenter)

Gail has been a gentle break to the b*tching and arguing, either because she's crying about it, or cleaning. There's no way that Gail is strong enough to be in this house. The whole idea of it is conflict! A true highlight of the series, however, was when Austin shaved his head for Gail. That was truly a sign of respect, that CAN NOT be faked, and was beautiful.

James is probably one of my least favourite housemates, because he just constantly plays the victim. Yes, we all know Farrah's absolutely vile, therefore, when in argument with her, the best thing to do is to just walk away. Instead, he just continually provokes, and carries on the argument, which is normally over nothing. The best arguments are between her and Bobby. When giving those nominations, he did not hold back, calling her "the ugliest person he's ever seen" (personality wise). Way to go Bobby!

Fat man Scoop has been a bit marmite for me, sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him. I think he's very funny, especially with his GO JANICE, GO FARRAH, GO BOBBY ext...Despite this, he can be incredibly annoying, thinking he's always right, giving unwanted opinions and advice. STOP TALKING OVER PEOPLE! 

Now, it may surprise you to learn that this housemate is actually still in the house. It's Sherrie! All the housemates seem to really like her; the thing is we, as an audience, don't seem to be seeing any of her. I mean, come on channel 5, as much as we love 5 shots of Jenna's behind a night (erm..) we would like to see a bit of sunshine here and there. In live stream, Sherrie seems to have people in fits of laughter, and we want to see!

So, instead of a proper eviction, this week, channel 5 decided to turn the eviction into a fake fake double eviction, meaning that 2 housemates would be fake evicted and put into a secret room, however, the joke's on them. All the other housemates will be informed of this. The two housemates that were fake fake evicted were Jenna and Farrah (surprise surprise).

Left to right: Farrah Abraham (reality star), Jenna Jameson (porn star). Images custody of www.digitalspy.co.uk

What those who voted should have done, was voted Farrah and Bobby into the secret room, for two reasons:

1) To watch Bobby Davro mentally break down being locked in a room with Farrah for 2 WHOLE DAYS.

2) So that Farrah can see how two-faced her so called "good friend is.

Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - A House At War (Week 1And More) #CBBBLOG #2

Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - A House At War (Week 1 And More) #CBBBLOG #2

So, we've had two new housemates, one eviction, but many, many arguments!

It's only fair we chat about our two new arrivals, Bobby and Janice.

Janice Dickinson and Bobby Davro entering the house.

The two went into the house a day after the other housemates, and represented their nation in a battle, to be given the title of either President or Prime Minister of the house.

Bobby seemed to think he was battling to be PM of the UK, taking the game way too seriously, in my opinion. He won the task, and therefore won the title.

Onto Janice Dickinson. She definitely is a strong character, picking fights with everyone she sees. To me, she seems very full of herself, and uses her age to get what she wants. "Gail, could you unpack my bag?" "Gail could you make my bed, I have arthritis". As you can see, this is an opposite to the civilian series, in which Eileen protested at people nominating her because of her age.

From the industry Janice works in, she is used to getting what she wants when she wants, which is what most arguments seem to be based on. For example, there was an argument between Austin and Janice over the bath. Janice wanted a bath on her own, before 8 people wanted to use it together. In the real world, Janice could probably snap her fingers and a bath would appear before her eyes, but now she's in big brother she needs to think about others, and be more considerate. As well as that, she really needs to watch her tongue, considering she received a formal, and last warning for making a spitting action towards Austin.

This week's shopping task saw the Brits turn into the royal family (metaphorically that was, although Cherrie and Bobby seemed to think they were something special). The Americans were servants, which I feel is very unfair, considering the Americans have had no treats of privileges since they've arrived, however, all was not as it seems. The real task, was for the Americans to disgrace the royal family.

One of the tasks was for the Americans to come up with brutal questions to ask Natasha and James, disguised as questions from the public. The questions were great, however the real thrill came after the questions, where the two were left in the task room afterwards. Jenna and Janice were sent earlier by Bobby to the tower, where they watched the entire interview. They also got to hear what Natasha and James both thought of them, as well as Stevi and Chloe-Jasmine, in which James called them "pathetic". 

Another task was for Paul Burrell, special guest for the task, to choose two servants (Austin and Farrah) to pick 4 members of the royal family (Gail, Natasha, James and Chloe-Jasmine). Those 6 would then have a tea party, with the servants' tasked to anger the royals as much as possible. Farrah most definitely went in for it, perhaps too much, pursuing many homophobic comments, and insults. This resulted in Farrah receiving a formal warning for her behaviour.

Daniel became our first evictee, over Janice, Farrah, Chris, Jenna, Stevi and Chloe-Jasmine. I cheated, and predicted 3 housemate, instead of 1, but he was one of my predictions. He just didn't really bring anything to the house, and that beard did nothing for him either..

Daniel Baldin is the first celebrity to be evicted. Photo courtesy of www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

Next, let's GET JANICE out! 

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Best Of Celebrity Big Brother - What a night! (Launch night and MORE) #CBBBlog #1

I'm exhausted already. After just 2 nights, we have had SO much drama! 

First of all, I'll chat about some of the stand out characters in the house so far, because ain't nobody got time fo' every single one of them. 

Clockwise from top-left: Natasha Hamilton (Ex-Atomic Kitten), Tila Tequila (Reality and Internet star), Austin Armacost (Reality star and model) Farrah Abraham (Reality star), Chloe-Jasmine and Stevi Ritchie (Reality stars), Jenna Jameson (Porn star). Images courtesy of reveal.co.uk

Austin Armacost:

Who are ya, who are ya, who are ya? Let's be honest, he doesn't really have much credit to his name, other than being Marc Jacob's ex. He seems to be a bit of a snake in my opinion, chatting to Natasha about Farrah behind her back, as well as running his mouth to Big Brother. He's very noisy as well, and I'm not really liking him a lot at the moment.

Jenna Jameson - Life behind the scenes:

Won't lie, she is one of my favourites early on (stop it). I think she has a very strange lifestyle, especially with her job-sex life conundrum, which she had begun to explain to James in last night's episode, and could be an interesting character. She is there to break the "porn star stereotype", however, I think she is going to BLOW UP soon.

Chloe-Jasmine and Stevi Ritchie - Double trouble:

"Who are they?" Was probably, again, what almost everyone was saying to their screens when these two waltzed on, looking just a tad patriotic in their matching Union Jack suit and dress. Both ex-X Factor conestants, Chloe-Jasmine and Stevi Ritchie have since began a "relationship", but I'm not convinced. If you watched X factor, you'd never in a million years even consider these two to couple up. "Posh Chloe-Jasmine with goofy Stevi Ritchie!?". I think these two could be entertaining, just being together, whether or not they're arguing, or just sat on the leather recliners, sipping tea.

Farrah Abraham VS Natasha Hamilton - Round 1 

Just two hours into the show, it kicked between Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, and ex-Atomic Kitten Natasha Hamilton. Farrah proved competition to Stevi and CJ (not a bad nickname?) as she walked out in a stars and stripes dress, to rival the patriotism shown. Now, I haven't yet figured Farrah out. Clearly, she has a bad attitude problem, but she hasn't fully blown yet. I dare say that will come soon...Onto Natasha now, who appeared to have dressed in the dark, with those oversized blue trousers. Now, she is a snake if I ever saw one. She just can not stop! Was it really fair to immediately banish Farrah to the tower for "being a sore loser"? That was a very quick assumption to make. Clearly, Natasha is a knife twister, and is not to be trusted. 

Farrah 1 - 0 Natasha

Tila Tequila - One too many

It was yesterday confirmed that Tila Tequila has been removed from the house. It has not fully been confirmed whether it was because of something she said whilst in the house, or because of her "support for Hitler" outside of the house, although a spokesman for Channel 5 has said "Unfortunatly, Channel 5 and Edemol did not know about the views and attitudes Tila has expressed on social media postings prior to her involvement in Celebrity Big Brother". It then carries on to say that Tila was called to the diary room for a discussion with producers, where she refused to be corrected in her views. She was then removed.
Honestly, it fails to convince me that absolutely none of the casting directors, producers, managers ext... thought to look up Tila. The evidence is not hard to find! 

Behind the grey, a Swastika armband, Nazi hat, and Auschwitz background can be seen. Tila described Hitler as a "good man" and "hero to his country"

This, to me, just seems to be a more severe repeat or Danny's Twitter controversy, in which insults towards overweight and gay people were used.

Well, I'm very excited for the rest of CBB, and just hope the weeks to come are as exciting!  

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HUGE Jellyfish found at Harbour

HUGE Jellyfish found at Harbour

Recently, I took a holiday to Devon (yes it was nice, thank you for asking).

We decided to go crab fishing, on a Jetty, coming out from a harbour, just a typical thing you do on a British holiday, expecting nothing more than some mucky crabs, maybe a few prawns, if we were feeling lucky.

After I'd caught nothing (I lost my hook, ok?) and picked a few of the hundred-odd crabs the people next to us had caught, utter mick-take, I wandered down to the sand bit, where boats sat out of the water (yeah, I don't know what it's called), and there it was, partially underneath a boat.

One witness said: "I've lived in Teignmouth my entire life. I've seen hundreds of Jellyfish swim through this lake many, many times. Never have I seen one even half the size of this. I'm amazed"

Well, I am too. 

Now, let's put this into perspective for you. Here's my size 6 foot next to it.

We also have to remember that part of the Jellyfish is covered by the boat, so there's probably a tad more to it.

The Jellyfish was spotted at Quayside Harbour in Devon.

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