Mute and Tumble- Brit Awards 2015

Mute and tumble- Brit Awards 2015

Now, to be 100% honest, I didn't actually watch the first half of the Brits, so I'm not really in place to comment on anything that happened before Taylor Swift won the award for "Best international female" well...except for Kanye, or, as he likes to be refered to as, "God".

I'm not sure Kanye really knows that much about the UK, if I'm honest, because if he did, he would have definitely cut back on his use of the N word, as well as "Motherf*ucking". I've seen/heard people say Kanye's performance was "genius" and "amazing" however I don't think they were watching the same programme as you and me, as anyone who can call 100+ people moving in an attempt of dancing, whilst almost scorching themselves with a giant, unnecessary, flamethrower surrounding one fool as he utters swear words with little, if no sense of rhythm and/or timing has got to be deeply, mentally scarred. Apparently, the Sound engineers and producers thought so too, as they muted the majority of his performance. Of course it was the "Famous Person" Kim Kardashian up on stage to introduce her "lovely" husband..

Aside from the point, "Kardashian" automatically comes up on my word suggestions, when the only times I've ever searched that name is "Is Kim Kardashian's bum real?" And "Kardashian crying faces".

Really Android?

Moving away from that, this article can not be complete without a mention of Madonna's stage fall. For those of you who, like Patrick Star, have been living under a rock, Madonna, after a 20 year break from performing at the Brits, returned to the stage, to preform "Living for love". For whatever reason, she thought it would be a good idea to bring her bedsheets with her, resulting in a long cape behind as she walked to the stage, and up a flight of about 7 stairs. Whilst singing, she was meant to untie the cloak from around her neck, although, for whatever reason could not untie it, forcing the dancer to pull her, still with the cape on, back down the stage. I for one, along with my Mum could not stop laughing at the embarrassment and horror Madonna:

A) Must be feeling straight after falling and realising she looked like a wally.

B) Will be feeling after checking social media, and talking to interviewers backstage, afterwards ext..

C) Will be feeling at any family or social gathering, when the quiet one in the corner looks for something to say to strike up a conversation and picks "Hey, Madonna, remember when you fell on stage at the Brits?"

Madonna falls from the top of a set of stairs on stage. Picture from BBC News

I mean, surely you'd have some kind of signal, to tell the dancer when To yank the cape off rather than leaving the poor soul to guess..

Anyway, Madonna got up shortly after falling, no thanks to the dancers, who just stood, and waited for the 50 something year old to pick herself up, and carried on with an amazing comeback preformance.

What have we learnt from the Brits? Do your research on the UK, just generally avoid the N word, and DON'T bring your bed sheets to work.

Get Yourself Sorted Out!

 

Get yourself Sorted Out!

Ok, so I've just spent, what, maybe 30mins-1 hour editing the template that I use for this blog, trying to change the background, borders, font ,links etc.... Everything was going good, working for me, and then, what does Google do? It looses EVERYTHING

Really?

So, thanks Google!! The only reason I really use Blogger over other websites, like Webeden, or whatever, is because I can link it to my Gmail account, so that I don't have to make millions of accounts, on top of the millions I already have ( Twitter, Instagram, other Email, etc...).

Also whilst I'm here, I might as well say about the absolutely awful layout Google+ has, making it a 3 hour trek for me to find out how to do the simplest things on here. Get yourself sorted out Google!

Now I leave you with an inspirational message from Emma Blackery:



The Best Celebrity Big Brother Review You'll Read (Probably)

The best Celebrity Big Brother review you'll read (probably)

From left to right: Keith, 4th place, Patsy, 3rd evicted, Alexander, left, Chloe, 1st evicted, Calum, 3rd place, Cami Li, 5th evicted (live bombshell), Katie Hopkins, 2nd place, Kavana, 6th evicted, Nadia, 4th evicted, Perez, 7th evicted, Jeremy, removed, Michelle, 5th place, Alicia, 2nd evicted, Ken, removed.

Unfortunately, Friday marked the end of one of the most explosive, unpredictable, and entertaining series of CBB I've watched. Not only were there many arguments, and fallouts, there was a clear divide, which, although echoed the Civilian Big brother, made it clear to us who should be our winner.

I'll start by saying how improved the quality of celebrities in this version is, compared to the summer CBB "celebrities". The closest they had in that series was Gary Busey, who himself turned out to be an obnoxious git. This series improved, including a celeb blogger, with over 5 million Twitter followers, a national treasure, an LGBTQ icon, and many more, however with fame, comes desire. Did they really think putting a washed up "star", who was on Baywatch When he was 10 would do well? Did they really think putting on an ex (on the beach) reality star would boost ratings? Did they really think putting a one hit wonder on would make us "feel good"?

This series also brought much controversy, for racist, sexist and homophobic allegations. First to be removed was Jeremy, for "groping" housemate Chloe. To be honest, I don't know where I stand in this, as I don't believe pulling down her dressing gown was exactly a grope. Despite this, he was driven to do this by alcohol, for which he has previously had issues with, so there's no saying he won't do it again, however, in all fairness Chloe completely overreacted throughout the whole situation.

My question, is how on earth did he qualify to even get into CBB? Did producers not check his past record? Anyway, Producers probably thought to play it safe, (double standards) and remove him the following morning. Ken Morley, ex Corrie "star" was also removed, for his sexist and racist comments towards Alexander, and some of the girls in the house. You would have thought he would have learnt his lesson, after receiving a formal warning for saying, whilst in the presence of Chloe, Cami and Patsy "this is the best place to look at women's a**e's", referring to Cami as "half Hindu princess, half s**t", for use of the word "N**ro", and for asking Michelle whether she would "violently f**k" Calum, but no, he continued with his vile language, and was finally kicked out. Why it didn't happen sooner is a wonder (double standards) to me, but I'm glad it did.

Now, Perez Hilton. Before he came into the house, I knew a lot about him, and what he did, I loved his blog, and I actually thought he would be a good housemate,

I

Was

Wrong.

He was the absolute calamity of the house. He was a self absorbed clown, acting like a 2 year old to hog the camera and get as much of the "Perez show" in the one hour timeslot, that was supposed to be for the whole house. How the heck was this man not removed? He dry humped a window for God's sake. He was just as threatening to his housemate as he dubbed everyone else. He's a hypocrite! Despite this, producers did absolutely everything they could to keep him in, even going as low as to give him his own private room, to spy on other housemates.

Really?

They could have at least put Katie Hopkins in there as well, so we could have some WWE action.

Enough about Perez now, this isn't the Perez show.

Onto the "Mums" of the house, Patsy and Nadia. You'll have to remind me to keep calm during this part, I don't think Patsy will cope if I get angry. Patsy was very likeable for me, as she seemed to be the only sane one in the house, and that really "blew me away" (excuse the pun). She really did try to spread peace and love to the house, but it seemed not to work, though it was no surprise, when you're living with Katie Hopkins, Perez and Nadia, who had her head so far up Perez bum, she was probably breathing the same oxygen as him. Nadia was one of the main reasons Perez was how he is. She brought pretty much nothing to the show, and was very much a waste of a pay check.

Next, the prime fencesitters, Keith (Switzerland), Kavana, and Katie Price. If I'm honest, these three brought one quality each only to the house, Kavana his drunken state, Keith his humour, and Katie Price, her fandom. These guys really kept themselves low key, compared to the rest of the house, which was probably the best thing to do, as it ment you avoided nomination, (in most cases) and most definitely eviction, over some of the more outspoken characters, or those who said they "wanted to go". Fair enough, they did have their moments but, I can guarantee I won't even remember Kavana and Keith being in the house.

Now, for Calum and Alexander. Both of these guys had strong opinions, but had the brains to figure out constructive ways to deliver them, rather then just shouting as loud as they can. Alexander was a great housemate for me, for the way he dealt with conflict and argument. I have respect for him, for not loosing his head when Ken referred to him as a "N**ro", but instead he calmly told him not to say it again, as it is out dated. I had only one problem with Alex, which was a little slip up, in which he called Perez a "f****t" Perez wound him up like a Jack-in-a-box, however, after apologising, he decided to leave, upsetting many. As for Calum, really, what did he bring to the house? Looks, I guess, and a fake showmance with Cami, which, let's face it, no one thought was real. Calum should have gone a lot earlier on, as he was just furniture.

Next the "mean girls" as Perez dubbed them, Chloe, Cami Li, and Michelle. I honestly thought these three girls gave great entertainment. Chloe went out far too early, and really wasn't given enough time to give her full potential. She definitely overreacted over Jeremy, but other than that, her witty remarks about Perez entertained me.

Chloe Goodman dons a dress, with "GET PEREZ OUT!" on it..

Sass takes human form in Cami Li, easily one of my favourite celebrity housemates ever. She's a bit like Marmite really, you either love her or hate her. Her one liners made CBB for me "Time an' space is for astronauts honey, and I ain't got time fo' that" "b*tch please I ain't got time fo' that" "imma' take you to church" ", and quite obviously "girl bye" which trended on Twitter, the night of the bombshell eviction. I really would have liked to see Cami make it to the final, as CBB got boring after she left, resorting to me actually laughing at Perez and Katie Hopkins. Please forgive me... Cami had only one flaw, her decision making. It wasn't actually the excessive swearing that got to me, it was the way she said things to other housemates. Calling someone who is dyslexic thick is not a smart move, and appointing Perez as your king giving him IMMUNITY from the public vote was ridiculous, but other than that, I loved her friendship with Chloe and Patsy, and was gutted to say "girl bye" to her during the live bombshell, in which, she was dragged by Emma Willis herself, through the magic mirror, clinging onto her for dear life.

Cami Li, after being evicted in the live bombshell, walking to the Bit On The Side set, clinging onto Emma Willis. 

Michelle Visage. I had high hopes hopes for Michelle, having known how fierce she is outside of the house, yet, I felt somewhat disappointed. I feel like her judgement was very much impaired, when she made a close friendship with Katie Hopkins, and she seemed somewhat silenced in her opinions when she began to hang around more with Katie Hopkins, which made people dislike her. She came in with a clear goal, to represent the Gay community, which she did with flying colours. Perez tried to call her out for it yelling "you don't represent me" yet, Michelle kept it together, and stayed calm throughout. She also kept her cool when she was asked the inappropriate question of "would you violently f**k Calum?" by Ken, to which she replied "I would f**k the s**t out of Calum if I wasn't married". Not only this, she is my queen, she has an amazing style. In my opinion, she really shouldn't have come 5th over Katie Hopkins, Katie Price and Keith.

Michelle Visage on RuPaul's Drag Race. 

We now move on Alicia. I do feel that Alicia was victimised by Katie Hopkins and the mean girls, who picked on her for not being as bright as the rest of them, however, she failed to mention until after that she was dyslexic, which I think was a little pot stir, and also bananagate, to which everyone overreacted.

Just let the girl have some bananas!

By far, the worst pot stir, the biggest game player, and the fakest housemate was Katie Hopkins. She just kept digging at Perez, Nadia and Alicia, waiting for them to explode, and then let her minions (Michelle, Chloe, Cami Li) take the blast for her. She came in as the most hated woman in the country, and then acted like Marge Simpson, putting on the fakest smile when she spoke to her housemates even after her secret mission (yawn, so predictable) was over. She offended many, by saying she doesn't believe in ADHD, resulting in both Cami Li and Michelle claiming they have it. Her reward for all of this is second place!? Really!? I ain't got time fo' this.

Finally, the CBB 2015 winner, Katie Price. I don't really think I've ever been so underwhelmed in my life at a winner of CBB. Still, it doesn't sink to the level of Gary Busey winning last year, but, have they got a new system of making the most famous (in the UK) win the show? I hope the producers kept their receipt for Katie Price, having forked out a 6 figure price (tee hee) for her, to talk about her sex life, moan about her boob, and promise us "I'm only being myself".

CBB winner 2015 Katie Price exits the house.

Overall this series has made us mercifully scream at our TV's, protesting at the producers for their awful decisions and terribly boring twists, yet set our watches every night, counting down the minutes until 9 o'clock. I hope the civilian version is just as good, but for now, we say goodbye to Emma and Rylan, until June! 

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World's Biggest Mysteries Compilation

World's biggest mysteries compilation

The world is a spiralling wonder for those who appreciate and admire it, hurtling around the sun at around 67,108 MPH. Of course, with over 7 billion occupants, there's bound to be some conspiracies shrouded in mystery. Here's some of my favourite:

The Wow! Signal

This is a 72 second signal recorded by Jerry Ehman in 1977, who was scanning deep space radio signals, when he came across this signal sent from a place no human had ever been, leading to many believing it was sent by Aliens. He proceeded to write "Wow!" On the circled printout of the signal thus, it's name. No other recording like this has ever been found.

Image from: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow!_signal

John Titor

Someone, or something began to use social media websites around the 00's under the name "John Titor". He claimed to be a time traveller from the year 2036, looking for an "IBM 5100". He claimed he was an American Soldier, who lives in Florida, who has been sent, by time travel, to retrieve the IBM 5100, as it was thought to have "hidden features" needed in our future, his present. Whilst here, John made many predictions on what, at the time, was to happen in the future. Despite some, including America to Wage war on Iraq, and the Columbia Space Shuttle Disaster, of his predictions turning out to be true, some, including the 2008 Olympics being cancelled, were just....not. NB: the Olympics that year did actually come quite close to being cancelled. 

Image posted by John, showing a laser beam being bent. Some have proved this image fake. Image from: http://johntitorreporter.blogspot.co.uk/2011/05/from-old-worldline-old-john-titor-posts.html

Jack The Ripper

The nickname given to a serial killer around 1888, who targeted young women, and brutally murdered them. He was never identified. A letter emerged, claiming to have been written by Jack himself, although was set aside as a hoax.

The Babshka Lady

Again, never identified, the Babushka Lady is said to be the only woman who really knows about what happened on the day of JFK's assassination. She is clearly seen, in pictures, and footage taken at the moment of the assassination stood only a few metres away from the car. She was also filming the event, and was pointing her camera at a grassy bank, which some believe shots also came from. It's said that information from her would have been "Key to help discover further knowledge and understanding of what happened". She wore a red scarf over her head, like Russian ladies, hence her nickname. In the moments directly after the shooting, she is seen to be the only person who did not react to the shooting, which lead some to believe that she could have been involved. A Woman, called Beverly Oliver had claimed to be the Babushka Lady, though this was debunked, as she failed to provide any evidence, or correct information. Most notably, she claimed that she shot the footage on a camera, that was not made, until two years after the assassination.

The Babushka Lady, pointed out with a red arrow.
Image from http://www.historicmysteries.com/the-babushka-lady/

Cicada 3301

This is almost an online treasure hunt, set up by an unknown organization, for, what is believed to be a recruitment programme, although nobody's certain.some also claim it to be a hacker group, and other a Cryptocurrency group. It is yearly, and launches on the 5th January. It consists of a series of clues, leading to further clues and riddles, until, eventually, you are lead to "the virtual finish line", supposedly in the dark net. It consists mainly of Cryptography and Steganography puzzles, although you will also need a good knowledge of other factors, such as Welsh poetry, ancient Mayan history, and classical music. 

The Cicada 3301 logo.
Image from: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada_3301

The lost city of Atlantis

A mystery that has speculated the world for centuries. It's believed that there was once a city named Atlantis, that was swallowed by the ocean. There has been artefacts brought up, which give evidence that this city once did exist, as well as a mysterious railway that leads into the sea, which some people believe leads to Atlantis.

The Voynich Manuscript

A mysterious book bought by Wilfrid (Voynich), who soon discovered that it contained writing, in an indecipherable language, with vivid pictures, mainly of plants. Professional and amateur codebreakers have attempted to decipher the code, although none have been successful so far.

The Voynich Manuscript
Image from: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2551512/Has-Voynich-manuscript-DECODED-Mysterious-15th-century-text-written-lost-Aztec-language.html

Bitcoin

An internet Cryptocurrency, in which one coin amounts to approximately $1,000. Attempts have been made to pin the creation to a user named "Shatoshi Makamoto" although responsibility has never been claimed. 

Notable mentions

Webdriver Torso

A YouTube user under this name began to post 11 second YouTube videos, featuring various red and blue rectangles, moving along to a computer generated tone. Other than this, Webdriver Torso has also posted two different videos, one of the Eiffel Tower glistening at night, and then, the camera moving down, presumably to be switched off, whilst showing a blurry Facebook page. Another is of a French cartoon, "Aqua teen hunger force" which is locked behind a €1.99 (£1.63) paywall, and can only be accessed in France, which lead people to believe Webdriver had French connections, considering red, blue and white, the colours featured in his videos, were the colours of the French flag. The only known communication from Webdriver torso is a comment that was posted by the channel on its Eiffel Tower video, "Matei is highly intelligent".The solution? It was simply a way for Google to test video and sound quality by creating short videos on the server. Nope, not aliens, or spies. Sorry.

Webserver Torso's YouTube account
Image from: https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2014/05/05/weird-and-wonderful-the-webdriver-torso-mystery-videos-explained-and-remystified/

Shroud of Turin

An ancient piece of cloth thought to have Jesus Christ's face imprinted on it. I'm afraid not. Radiocarbon results show the cloth was made no earlier than 1260.

The Bloop

A mysteriously low frequency recorded in the Pacific Ocean. It was said that mermaids and/or mermen could have produced frequency, but they weren't correct, however, it was simply caused by icequakes.


Hope you liked that, and yeah, I know it was long, but I missed out quite a few of the mysteries as well, so there could be room in the future for an update on this, or a part two, if I can get enough information. 

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RIP "Banter"

RIP "Banter"

I'm just saying, before I get into it, that this is a big rant, so if you wanted something more constructive and better written, this probably isn't the post for you. JUST SAYING

Before this word was shoved into the spotlight recently in England, it was actually an applicable word, which, according to Google, is "The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks" or basically, have a jokey talk with your mates. It is not a word to be yelled randomly in a crowded area, in the effort to draw attention to yourself, or make yourself look in some way humorous, it's a word that actually has a meaning. 

Today, if I were to walk into any establishment where people around the age of 13-20 are yobbing about, I could guarantee you that I would hear "banter" or as illiterate people would write "banta" yelled 10+ times. 

But people seriously, what is it with this word? Why is there a necessity to overuse it so much that its real meaning is lost? It does not in anyway appeal to anyone when it is constantly shouted, when real "banter" is now just a myth.

Of course this isn't the first word in the English language to be lost of its meaning. Here are some other notable words

"Hero" No, you're not a hero if you've bought the first round of drinks. You're a hero if you save someone's life.

"Addicted" This word means that without the "thing" you are addicted to, you could not live without it. Nowadays, people protest they are "addicted to chocolate", when in actual fact they're just greedy pigs. Will your physical and/or emotional status begin to deteriorate uncontrollably if you do not have said thing? Nope? Then you ain't addicted.

 "God" or "Jesus" There is no need to curse, or swear using a religious figure in your sentence. Although they may not have meaning to you, to others they could be important. I admit, I am guilty of using the phrase "Oh my God" to express suprise, or annoyance.

A note can also be made to all of the synonyms in use for the word "cool" (mint, dope, sick, rad, ext....). Seriously, not cool.

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Anaconda...

Anaconda...

"My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun"

"Oh my God, look at her butt"

If you don't know what this post is about yet, then you're either over 50, or just really not with it lately. Obviously, it is about Nicki Minaj's new por- I mean, song, Anaconda.

We all already know Nicki Minaj is famous for her explicit videos and lyrics, shown in songs like "Starships" "Super bass", and for that massive backside, however, she's now felt the need to produce a song, and music video emphasising both. 

Anaconda is set in the jungle, and I'm guessing Nicki is meant to symbolise the anaconda. For a large majority of the song, Nicki is seen either humping something or someone, or being humped by someone or something, which I reckon is a little too explicit even for her.

Can I  also make a point of the ridiculous noises she makes before saying naughty words about skinny female dogs in the club. When i first listened to the song, I thought my headphones were broken, but before toggling them around a bit I realised that those noises were actually made by a human. Not clever.

Nick actually preformed this song at the VMA's, doing exactly the same thing she was doing in the video on stage, which is an issue I believe needs to be addressed. Straight after performing Anaconda, she proceeded to preform "bang bang" with Jessie J and Ariana Grande, rapping her verse at the end, after changing. She had a major wardrobe "malfunction" then, as the front of dress wasn't even done up, in her rush to get back on stage.

Although the music video of Anaconda is disgusting, I won't lie in saying that the song itself is actually quite catchy...

Wardrobe malfunction....I didn't feel it appropriate to post a picture from Anaconda.

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22/9/14

Taylor Swift's Latest

Taylor Swift's Latest

On 18th August, the whole world shook with shock and suprise, nah, I'm just kidding, it's just that Taylor Swift released a comeback single, "Shake it off".

The Peppy "I knew you were trouble when you walked in", and "22" singer, claims that a lot of her songs are based upon her many boyfriends (Harry Styles, Barack Obama, Vernon Kay, Homer Simpson, PSY ext...), however this song, she claims, is towards the haters, saying that everyone has a right to think what they want of her, by chanting the phrase "haters gonna hate hate hate hate" through the chorus. I guess she's right, I mean someone has to do it.

In the vid, Taylor is seen in multiple scenarios, such as cheerleading, breakdancing and ballet, attempting each sport, and failing, whilst telling people to "shake it off". I personally think Taylor needs a bit of a shake herself, if she thinks she was any good at any of it.

Basically, what we learn here is that when we mix together "Shake It Out", and "Hello Kitty" By Avril, you get nearly a copy of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl".

Taylor Swift- Shake It Out

Miley Cyrawwwws!

Miley Cyrawwwws!

A few days ago saw the VMAs take place in California. People watching will know that Miley Cryrus, former Disney star, now twerk extraordinaire, won a VMA, for Video of the year, over artists such as Beyoncé, Iggy Azalea, Sia, and Pharrell Williams.

Despite this VMA being Miley's first, she chose not to except the award herself, but to let homeless friend, Jesse, except it for her. During his speech, he told the crowd about a charity for the homeless, what they do, and people can donate to it.

Jesse Helt, despite this appeal, is actually wanted by the police in his home town of Oregon, for burglary, reported possession of drugs, and violation of prohibition.

Miley, however, in my opinion, did a good job to help the charity, and to change a universal opinion of her after the 2013 VMAs. She will hopefully now be known for this, instead of grinding on Robin Thicke.

Miley Cyrus with Jesse Helt, after winning VMA

My Top 5 Songs

My top 5 songs

I love music. I have learnt the lyrics to at least 200 songs by now, so thought I'd share my top five songs in a range of different topics. Also, note in the title how it says MY, so that means my opinion :)

Five Nostalgic songs ( remembering back to an important or happy moment in your life, I guess)

Kelly Clarkson- My Life Would Suck Without You

Calvin Harris ft Kelis- Bounce

The Buggles- Video Killed The Radio Star

Clean Bandit- Rather Be

David Guetta ft Kelly Rowland- When Love Takes Over

Five Sad songs

Gary Jules- Mad World (cover)

Avril Lavigne- When You're Gone

Adele- Someone like you
A Great Big World & Christina Aguilera & Pentatonix cover- Say Something

... ( I don't get very emotional)

Five Happy songs

Pharrell- Happy

Kool And The Gang- Celebrate Good Times

Beyoncè- Love On Top

Ritchie Valens- La Bamba
Black Eyed Peas- I Gotta Feelin'

Five songs with bad music videos

Lorde- Royals

Avril Lavigne- Hello Kitty

Miley Cryrus- Wrecking Ball

One Direction- Kiss You
Gotye- Somebody That I Used To Know

Five Old Songs

?- Greensleeves

The Andrews Sisters- Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy

Sam And Dave/Blues Brothers- Soul Man
Jackson 5- I Want You Back
Backstreet Boys- I Want It That Way

My Top 5 songs

Avril Lavigne- When You're Gone

Pentatonix- Evolution Of Music

The Buggles- Video Killed The Radio Star

Miley Cyrus- Party In The USA

Aha- Take On Me 

25/8/14

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What I Wanted To Do In The Holidays VS What I Actually Did

What I wanted to do in the holidays VS What I actually did

Unfortunately, summer holidays (in England) are coming to an end soon, and, to be honest, I did not do what I expected to do...

What I wanted to do                                             

Have loads of fun on the beach with my friends
Do revision and practice ready for School
Get up at 10:am at the latest to make the most of every day
Spend loads of time outdoors, getting fresh air and exercise
Learn/do lots of useful, constructive things
Complete the "50 things to do before you're 11 3/4" sheet

What I actually did

Looked out of my window in despair, as it rained

Spend 60% of my time on Twitter, Instagram, YouTube ext..

Get up at 12:00 am

Live under the covers, searching for my summer body

Learn Iggy's rap part in "problem"

Make the "50 things to do before you're 11 3/4" into a paper aeroplane and throw it at my brother.

23/8/14

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